| If ye're no here tae fight then ye're here tae fuck off |
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Ah cannae describe what it feels like. What it feels like tae walk up a main street where ifry cunt is lookin at ye. An they uhr like, 'who the fuck uhr you?', and you uhr like, straight at thi cunts, 'who the fuck uhr you cunts?' That, aye that, is the essence o it; that's right, 'what thi fuck are ye gonna dae aboot it ya cunts? Fuck all.' An that, that is just two minutes o it. Ah mean, ye walk up the main street. Fuckin walk. It makes ye feel fuckin erect. Aw these cunts agast: grannies, maws, maws wi thir bairns. Ye march the street. Thir's nuhhin like it – The Away Game. Aw yer boys uhr like, 'stand, stand...' cause ye niver run. But ye march the main street, and ye reach. Ye either reach thir boys, or the polis. Either way, 'stand, stand, pile in, bunch o shiters'. Cause, polis or nae polis, if ye run then yer a shiter. No even worth talkin aboot Cause ye're a fuckin piece o shit |
About the Author
Richard Elins was born on Guy Fawkes Night, 1982, and is currently prostituting himself to offshore wages, writing a PhD, and enjoying the third person./Richard Elins is in cahoots with his demons.
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